[He should scoff because that is the most insane load of absolute horseshit he has ever heard. But, he does have some manners, and bites his tongue for a moment.]
Helpful as always, Captain.
[Sarcasm abounds. He takes a drink from his bottle, pauses, and then offers to share.]
Got anything fun to tell me, then? What's the gossip since I've been away?
[gives the bottle a momentary disdainful look, then continues on.]
I don't pay attention to that sort of thing. If you want to know about other passengers' personal lives, you're much better off asking Friday. [shrugs] Ava married. That's all I know about.
[Sneer! Fuck you. Congrats you have the saddest, campest, littlest wet diva meow meow in the multiverse on your bridge. Who likes you for..some self deprecating reason we aren’t discussing.]
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Helpful as always, Captain.
[Sarcasm abounds. He takes a drink from his bottle, pauses, and then offers to share.]
Got anything fun to tell me, then? What's the gossip since I've been away?
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I don't pay attention to that sort of thing. If you want to know about other passengers' personal lives, you're much better off asking Friday. [shrugs] Ava married. That's all I know about.
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You care so little for your dolls.
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[Coy? Are we being coy now Mr Hands?]
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[gay little jazz hand flutter]
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[Hums mr talks to most people like he’s either about to proposition them or kill them.]
You might have a point.
But you have to admit it is better than the alternative.
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Oranges?
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... Samsara?