That's perfect. Man, I am glad I came to talk to you, I thought to myself, "Who's gonna know where I can get useful shit to help people express themselves in their own way," and your name was the first one that came up!

[...because the only other person would be the Captain, but still!!!]

You should totally come, BTW! Teeeechnically it's pride month so we're doin' that, but like, I mean. You survived like the rest of us, so you should get the right to party with the rest of us!

[he doesn't even notice the pause. isn't this nice, Friday? here's a guy who has literally 0 clue about what's happening around him, and even less interest in figuring it out!]

Nahhh, no way would you be impositioning. [pause, hold on, yeah that's def the right word.] There's gonna be dancing, drinking, some food -- you probably don't care so much about that, huh? But there's also gonna be crafts! You could make something to hang up around with all the other cool stuff you've already got!

There's no wrong answer here, alright, you just do whatever makes you happy! That's what it's alllll about.

[pata-pat-pats the desk]

I bet you're super busy all the time, so I'll get outta your hair. But, like, you know! Hopefully you'll stop by!!