I would rather kill half of the people on this ship than cause her any more disappointment than I already had.

[this is a great flirting technique, right? he digs his fingers into his beard, finally climbing into the Captain's lap.]

Thankfully, that will not be a choice I'll need to make, because they're all better than that. The only risk I run is losing some friends... and that just means more time to spend with you.